Slipknot Maggot - EST Solider - Brunette - Natural Blond - Detroit Red Wings Fan - Music Addict - and also an excessive swearing, tattooed cat lover that has a fucking lovely taste in heavy metal.

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

I will reblog this every time.

(Source: sizvideos, via vancity-dyke)

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10 hours ago

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

(Source: fedswatching, via demaskingtape)

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wearetheatlcrowd:

“There’s a few things that I’ve learnt whilst existing on planet earth for the last 21 years, they are as follows. Number 1: do not worry about the opposite sex too much and the whole love thing, because for some people you will meet the person you’ll marry when you’re young and that’s fucking sweet and congratulations on that. But some of us will be under that false illusion and a few months later realise that, that person is a dick. And then you’ll think ‘what was the point I should have just gone out with my mates.’ Talking of mates, if you’re lucky enough to have a set of good friends then a piece of advice which will go a long way; do not under any circumstances think it’s cool to fuck over your friends, it’s not a good idea. People that do that will leave this world the same way they came in it and that’s on their fucking own and you don’t want to be that person.” - Josh Franceschi Reckless intro.

wearetheatlcrowd:

“There’s a few things that I’ve learnt whilst existing on planet earth for the last 21 years, they are as follows. Number 1: do not worry about the opposite sex too much and the whole love thing, because for some people you will meet the person you’ll marry when you’re young and that’s fucking sweet and congratulations on that. But some of us will be under that false illusion and a few months later realise that, that person is a dick. And then you’ll think ‘what was the point I should have just gone out with my mates.’ Talking of mates, if you’re lucky enough to have a set of good friends then a piece of advice which will go a long way; do not under any circumstances think it’s cool to fuck over your friends, it’s not a good idea. People that do that will leave this world the same way they came in it and that’s on their fucking own and you don’t want to be that person.”Josh Franceschi Reckless intro.

(Source: whiskey-princesses, via sighbmth)

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10 hours ago

I Would Take it All Back (#616: July 21, 2014)

(Source: write2014, via death-is-a-temptation)

I wish I hadn’t shown you the darkest parts of me.
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10 hours ago

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

(Source: warningyoumayfall, via infamouswhorror)

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19 hours ago

get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

(via myheadfeelslikeafrisbee)

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19 hours ago

i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

dipstick

(Source: adteachings, via demaskingtape)

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1 day ago

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via demaskingtape)

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