“There’s a few things that I’ve learnt whilst existing on planet earth for the last 21 years, they are as follows. Number 1: do not worry about the opposite sex too much and the whole love thing, because for some people you will meet the person you’ll marry when you’re young and that’s fucking sweet and congratulations on that. But some of us will be under that false illusion and a few months later realise that, that person is a dick. And then you’ll think ‘what was the point I should have just gone out with my mates.’ Talking of mates, if you’re lucky enough to have a set of good friends then a piece of advice which will go a long way; do not under any circumstances think it’s cool to fuck over your friends, it’s not a good idea. People that do that will leave this world the same way they came in it and that’s on their fucking own and you don’t want to be that person.” - Josh Franceschi Reckless intro.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
ok lets see what happens
OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
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