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dogyi:

Oli Sykes, 2014 July 4, VOLT festival, Sopron, Hungary

dogyi:

Oli Sykes, 2014 July 4, VOLT festival, Sopron, Hungary

(via carlilecat)

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12 hours ago

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum, via leftnipple)

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12 hours ago
sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via setbabiesonfire)

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12 hours ago

ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

(Source: cindehella, via unclefather)

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4 days ago

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

(via skate-high)

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4 days ago
diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity, via doseyy)

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4 days ago
monsters-inside-us-all:

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

Shredded queefs

monsters-inside-us-all:

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

Shredded queefs

(Source: thewhatever, via doseyy)

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4 days ago

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

(Source: foxxycleopatra, via poekie95)

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6 days ago